All I Want For Christmas (is to kick your ass)
In 1987, the Midnight Riders were asked to participate in a children's charity Christmas album with their rock peers. The Riders refused. In a 1993 Guitar God Magazine article, Dusty explained: "Givin' kids charity just makes 'em weak, man. Teach a kid to fish, he can eat fish his whole life. Teach a kid NOT to fish, he starves to death. Where I come from that's murder, Homes." A few years later, the Riders grudgingly agreed to participate in a 1998 Christmas album in exchange for not having to do 30,000 hours of community service. "All I Want For Christmas is to Kick Your Ass" was written, recorded and mailed in less than one hour.
Lyrics:
Haha hoho
Alright
Merry Christmas
Yeah
I'm naughty, not so nice
Someone who wants you dead.
Know when you're sleeping and I know when you wake.
Got a sock full of bolts and I'm hiding under your bed.
Got your cookies, got your milk
Got my shotgun trained on the chimney
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
White big gloves, satin suit looking down on me from your sleigh
All I wanted was my blue eyed babe but with his sack and his grin he winked and they rolled away
Got your cookies, got your milk
Got my pit bull chained to the chimney
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
Yeah!
Got a list, I checked it once.
No need to check it twice.
All I know is tonight I'm gonna pound ya
Take my woman and you're gonna pay the price.
Got the ghost of Christmas present
You're the ghost of Christmas past
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas...
All I want for Christmas...
All I want for Christmas...
All I want for Christmas... (fade)