Dad was such a drag..
Every day he’d eat the same kind of food, dress the same,
sit in front of the same kind of games..
Yeah, he was just that kind of guy.
But then one day, he goes and kills us all!
He couldn’t even be original about the way he did it.
I’m not complaining… I was dying of boredom anyway
But guess what?
I will be coming back,
and I’m bringing my new toys with me.