世事滑稽何足问，不如高卧且加三。

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Little brother, I think I am predestined by you. Let me tell you a story:
Once upon a time, there was a small village surrounded by a large forest. Although the residents lived a simple life, they were carefree. Until one day, there came a black hearted businessman who encouraged people to cut down trees for profit. Many people believed him and became rich by logging. But the people who didn't want to see the neighbors all made money and also participated in it. Man's greed is infinite, and tree is finite. Finally, people's greed angered the elves in the forest. When the last tree fell, the elves turned the village into an endless desert. Only then did people realize that they were left with useless treasure
A hundred years later, the endless desert of the past has become an ocean. No one knows what happened. Only a stone tablet on the bottom of the sea revealed a hint: the landlord, his stomach is full of water.

and are considered as my best friends.