春困秋乏夏打盹，睡不醒的冬三九啊！~说说你们的狂睡历史！~

 睡，睡，睡，
                        真的好想睡！~
                              春困秋乏夏打盹，
                              睡不醒的冬三九！~
                              日上三竿蒙头睡，
                              日落西斜呼噜睡；
                              酸麻抽筋不打紧，
                              内急憋闷忍着睡；
                              鸡飞狗跳不带点，
                              地震海啸亦岿然；
                              两耳不闻窗外事，
                              一心只想睡睡睡！~

                                     睡，睡，睡！
                                疯狂睡到山崩地裂，
                                坚持睡到海枯石烂！
                          山无棱，天地和，亦不与那周公别！~
                                  相见时难别亦难，
                                  剪不断，理还乱，
                            这次第，俱是梦中人两还！~

                                遥遥奈何桥，
                                涩涩梦婆汤，
                                历历墓志铭，
                     曰：

                                    睡死我一人，
                                      自有后来人！~欧也~