百度贴吧里的是我写的，原创：
The kid:Die monster!—! WHOZAWHAT?YOU!? 少年：恶魔！—！怎么是你？The Guy:What is this?!ANOTHER CHILD? Haha, on more for score! 男人：这是怎么了?另一个孩子?哈哈,更多的分数!The kid:I bested fruit, spike, and moon! Now, I shall best you,The Guy! 少年：我击败了水果、刺,月亮!现在,我要把你击败,男人!The Guy:No.Not The Guy.The Father! 男人：不，不是男人，是父亲！The kid:WHAT 少年：什么？The Guy:Yes, now recognize you.. SON.THE HAIR. THE SHIRT. THE CAPE.You are of my younger colors! 男人：是的,我认识你…儿子。头发。衬衫。CAPE（？）。你是年幼的我!The kid:Thats impossible! 少年：那不可能！The Guy：Check you inventory screen,Kid!You know it to be ture. 男人：检查一下你的屏幕，孩子!你知道这是真的。The kid:Wait...!Former grandfather The Guy!You killed him! 少年：等等…！祖父，前任男人！你杀了他！The Guy:As you will now try to kill me.... Or be killed your self! 男人：你尝试杀死我....或杀死你自己!The kid:NO!I WANNA BE THE GUY! 少年：不！我要成为男人！！
The kid:Die monster!—! WHOZAWHAT?YOU!? 少年：恶魔！—！怎么是你？The Guy:What is this?!ANOTHER CHILD? Haha, on more for score! 男人：这是怎么了?另一个孩子?哈哈,更多的分数!The kid:I bested fruit, spike, and moon! Now, I shall best you,The Guy! 少年：我击败了水果、刺,月亮!现在,我要把你击败,男人!The Guy:No.Not The Guy.The Father! 男人：不，不是男人，是父亲！The kid:WHAT 少年：什么？The Guy:Yes, now recognize you.. SON.THE HAIR. THE SHIRT. THE CAPE.You are of my younger colors! 男人：是的,我认识你…儿子。头发。衬衫。CAPE（？）。你是年幼的我!The kid:Thats impossible! 少年：那不可能！The Guy：Check you inventory screen,Kid!You know it to be ture. 男人：检查一下你的屏幕，孩子!你知道这是真的。The kid:Wait...!Former grandfather The Guy!You killed him! 少年：等等…！祖父，前任男人！你杀了他！The Guy:As you will now try to kill me.... Or be killed your self! 男人：你尝试杀死我....或杀死你自己!The kid:NO!I WANNA BE THE GUY! 少年：不！我要成为男人！！
