昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，
大家都在打游戏，面带微笑地：
前台小姐： Hello.
老外：Hi.
前台小姐：You have what thing?
老外：Can you speak English?
前台小姐：If I not speak English,I am
speaking what?
老外：Can anybody else speak English?
前台小姐：You yourself look.All pelple are
playing,no people have time,you can wait,you not wait, you go !
老外：Good heavens.anybody here can speak English?
前台小姐：Shout what shout,quite a little,you on earth have what thing?
老外：I want to speak to your head.
前台小姐：Head not zai.You tomorrow come!
