Males and women are able to afford far much more jewelry and decorations than ever before due to the fact through the improvement of living

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　　　　　天国にお前を待っていてあげる その目を闭めて、别れを告げろう
　　　　　 I've opened up my eyes,seen the world for what it's worth
　╭。☆║This battle's not the same which they have led us to believe║☆。╮


群名片系列（不列举背后都是谁了）
脑子进了碳酸钙/脑子进了NaOH/脑子进了阴阳玉
我要LOLI啊/我不要LOLI啊/压死LOLI/骑着LOLI向前冲
小LOLI我喜欢你/大哥哥我喜欢你
FOR I = 1 TO 9/DO IT
希望还有人记得 自创Spell Card：磁符【磁场切割防御不能】

天然鸟 used 戏锟斤拷
It's super effective！
XXX's 席多蓝恩 fainted！

天然鸟 used 戏锟斤拷
It's super effective！
XXX's Heatran fainted！

アルファ called 佛烈托斯 back!
アルファ sent out 天蝎王! (Gliscor) Shaymin used Leech Seed!
アルファ's 天蝎王 was seeded! アルファ's 天蝎王's health is sapped by leech seed.
アルファ's 天蝎王 restored HP using its Poison Heal! Start of turn 13
アルファ called 天蝎王 back!
アルファ sent out 佛烈托斯! (Forretress) Shaymin used Seed Flare!
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
アルファ's 佛烈托斯 lost 40% of its health! アルファ's 佛烈托斯 restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 14
アルファ called 佛烈托斯 back!
アルファ sent out 叉字蝠! (Crobat) Shaymin used Hidden Power!
アルファ's 叉字蝠 lost 25% of its health! アルファ's 叉字蝠 restored a little HP using its Black Sludge! Start of turn 15
未来の粒 called Shaymin back!
未来の粒 sent out Zapdos! Zapdos is exerting its Pressure!
アルファ's 叉字蝠 used Roost!
アルファ's 叉字蝠 landed on the ground!
アルファ's 叉字蝠 regained health! Start of turn 16
アルファ called 叉字蝠 back!
アルファ sent out 巨沼怪! (Swampert) Zapdos used U-turn!
アルファ's 巨沼怪 lost 11% of its health!
未来の粒 called Zapdos back!
未来の粒 sent out Shaymin! アルファ's 巨沼怪 restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 17
アルファ called 巨沼怪 back!
アルファ sent out 叉字蝠! (Crobat) Shaymin used Leech Seed!
アルファ's 叉字蝠 was seeded! アルファ's 叉字蝠's health is sapped by leech seed. Start of turn 18
未来の粒 called Shaymin back!
未来の粒 sent out Zapdos! Zapdos is exerting its Pressure!
アルファ's 叉字蝠 used Heat Wave!
Zapdos lost 93 HP! (28% of its health) アルファ's 叉字蝠 restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
アルファ's 叉字蝠's health is sapped by leech seed.
未来の粒: 戏锟斤拷 Start of turn 19
アルファ called 叉字蝠 back!
アルファ sent out 天蝎王! (Gliscor) Zapdos used U-turn!
It's not very effective...
アルファ's 天蝎王 lost 3% of its health!
未来の粒 called Zapdos back!
未来の粒 sent out Mamoswine! アルファ's 天蝎王 restored HP using its Poison Heal! Start of turn 20
アルファ called 天蝎王 back!
アルファ sent out 胖嘟嘟! (Jellicent) Mamoswine used Earthquake!
アルファ's 胖嘟嘟 lost 57% of its health!
Mamoswine is hurt by its Life Orb! アルファ's 胖嘟嘟 restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 21
Mamoswine used Earthquake!
アルファ's 胖嘟嘟 lost 48% of its health!
アルファ's 胖嘟嘟 fainted!
Mamoswine is hurt by its Life Orb! アルファ sent out 佛烈托斯! (Forretress) Start of turn 22
未来の粒 called Mamoswine back!
未来の粒 sent out Shaymin! アルファ's 佛烈托斯 used Spikes!
Spikes were scattered all around the feet of 未来の粒's team! アルファ's 佛烈托斯 restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 23
アルファ called 佛烈托斯 back!
アルファ sent out 幸福蛋! (Blissey) Shaymin used Hidden Power!
アルファ's 幸福蛋 lost 8% of its health! アルファ's 幸福蛋 restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 24
Shaymin used Leech Seed!
アルファ's 幸福蛋 was seeded! アルファ's 幸福蛋 used Ice Beam!


Battle between アルファ and Sa sa started!
Tier: No Preview OU
Mode: Singles
Rule: Unrated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause
アルファ sent out 每天一只水甲虫! (达摩狒狒)
Sa sa sent out 灭绝虫!
灭绝虫's Download activates!
灭绝虫's 特攻 rose!
Start of turn 1
Sa sa called 灭绝虫 back!
Sa sa sent out Jellicent! (胖嘟嘟)
アルファ's 每天一只水甲虫 used 蜻蜓回转!
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Jellicent lost 83 HP! (23% of its health)
098 is watching the battle.
神卡用来刷 is watching the battle.
アルファ called 每天一只水甲虫 back!
アルファ sent out 洁咪!
Jellicent的剩饭使它回复了少量HP！
帐号被盗者 is watching the battle.
Start of turn 2
Sa sa called Jellicent back!
Sa sa sent out 毕力吉翁!
アルファ's 洁咪 used 闪耀种子!
It's not very effective...
毕力吉翁 lost 57 HP! (17% of its health)
Start of turn 3
毕力吉翁 used 气合弹!
The attack of 毕力吉翁 missed!
アルファ's 洁咪 used 觉醒力量!
It's super effective!
毕力吉翁 lost 98 HP! (30% of its health)
叉尾浮鼬控 is watching the battle.
Start of turn 4
毕力吉翁 used 亿万吸取!
It's not very effective...
アルファ's 洁咪 lost 12% of its health!
アルファ's 洁咪 had its energy drained!
毕力吉翁因为生命玉而受到了伤害！
アルファ's 洁咪 used 觉醒力量!
It's super effective!
毕力吉翁 lost 94 HP! (29% of its health)
アルファ's 洁咪的剩饭使它回复了少量HP！
Start of turn 5
Sa sa called 毕力吉翁 back!
Sa sa sent out 天然鸟!
アルファ's 洁咪 used 闪耀种子!
It's not very effective...
天然鸟 lost 93 HP! (27% of its health)
天然鸟's 特防 sharply fell!
アルファ's 洁咪的剩饭使它回复了少量HP！
天然鸟的剩饭使它回复了少量HP！
Start of turn 6
アルファ's 洁咪 used 觉醒力量!
天然鸟 lost 135 HP! (40% of its health)
天然鸟 used 蜻蜓回转!
It's super effective!
アルファ's 洁咪 lost 20% of its health!
Sa sa called 天然鸟 back!
Sa sa sent out 灭绝虫!
灭绝虫's Download activates!
灭绝虫's 攻击 rose!
アルファ's 洁咪的剩饭使它回复了少量HP！
Start of turn 7
アルファ called 洁咪 back!
アルファ sent out 佛烈托斯!
灭绝虫 used 蜻蜓回转!
It's not very effective...
アルファ's 佛烈托斯 lost 12% of its health!
Sa sa called 灭绝虫 back!
Sa sa sent out 天然鸟!
天然鸟的剩饭使它回复了少量HP！
アルファ's 佛烈托斯的剩饭使它回复了少量HP！
叉尾浮鼬控: 戏锟斤拷！
Start of turn 8
アルファ called 佛烈托斯 back!
アルファ sent out 每天一只水甲虫! (达摩狒狒)
天然鸟 used 羽栖!
天然鸟着陆了！
天然鸟回复了HP！
天然鸟的剩饭使它回复了少量HP！
Start of turn 9
アルファ's 每天一只水甲虫 used 蜻蜓回转!
天然鸟 lost 92 HP! (27% of its health)
アルファ called 每天一只水甲虫 back!
アルファ sent out 佛烈托斯!
天然鸟 used 羽栖!
天然鸟着陆了！
天然鸟回复了HP！
アルファ's 佛烈托斯的剩饭使它回复了少量HP！

Xatu used 戏锟斤拷！
对手的坚果哑铃失去了100%的hp！
it is onehit KO！
对手的坚果哑铃倒下了！

IT界最短的笑话是什么？
http://www.zhihu.com/question/20792375#answer-2069496
1. winrarsetup.rar
2. 找不到对象
3. 烫
("烫"的GBK码是 0xCC 0xCC， 对应这两条 INT 3 指令。 INT 3 是调试器下断点的指令。调试模式下很多数据区会初始化成0xCC，防止被误执行。然后通过调试器看数据区的时候，右边就会有一串的“烫烫烫烫烫烫烫”)
4. //TODO
5. 多少孩子听了乔丹的话，进入了IT行业“Just do IT!”
6. IT业内有10种人，1种会二进制，另1种不会。
7. 锟斤拷
8. keyboard not found. press F1 to continue.
9. 边写代码边跟女友聊天需要注意，不要一不小心在对话框里打个//，然后写出自己的心里话。
10.新浪的产品经理？
11.

give me fire（hey！）
get it higher（hey！）
燃える身の热さは
なんとなくの今日でも
burnin'up, we love 信じて
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上联:烫烫烫烫烫烫烫
下联:屯屯屯屯屯屯屯
横批:锟斤拷锟斤拷
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双手拿着锟斤拷 嘴里喊着烫烫烫