舰娘玩多了，脑补可怕
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三年寻龙，十年点穴
肩负青囊走南北
三寸知息，十面洞心
掌握乾坤通天関
- 吾辈猎奇监狱典狱长

仔细想想该不会是Sheldon吧。
//感觉可以开通一个每日一梗的栏目//
今天SS叫我翻译个情书，
宝宝心想期中英语70的我已经丧失信心了，翻译毛啊！
但是看了看内容还是接了活。(……)
个人感觉水平不高但装逼足矣。
楼下发词

Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy
Not a red rose or a satin heart.
I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.
Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.
I am trying to be truthful.
Not a cute card or a kissogram.
I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.
Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring,if you like.
Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.

按理说二技能越先被干死的人越能利用，然后再想想，敌人想把白板技能扔过来队友想把好技能扔过来，然而白板低嘲讽往往又死的慢。细思恐极

我是从古拉对大特追的，小六到大二

还记得我大一刚开学的时候来学校体检，当初因为血管细 所以到另一边去抽血，结果那个抽血的男护士那