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神父与修女

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一天,修女来到教堂找到了神父。
修女说:“神父,我犯下了过错,我骂了一个男人。”
神父说:“嗯,你骂他什么?”
修女说:“我骂他“你M了个P!””。
神父说:“哦,你为什么骂他?说出来,上帝贵宽恕你的”
修女说:“因为他把手伸到了我的胸上。”
神父吧手伸到了修女的胸上,说:“是这样吗?”
修女说:“是的。”
神父说:“就算这样你也不应该骂他呀!”
修女说:“可他后来又把手向下摸。”
神父把手向下摸,说:“是这样吗?”
修女说:“是的。”
神父说:“就算这样你也不应该骂他呀!”
修女说:“可他后来又把我摁在地上QJ了我。”
神父把修女摁在地上QJ了她,说:“是这样吗?”
修女说:“是的。”
神父说:“就算这样你也不应该骂他呀!”
修女说:“可他后来告诉我他有艾滋病。”
神父说:“你M了个P!”


IP属地:贵州1楼2011-11-26 15:15回复
    Day, the nuns came to church to find a priest.
    Teresa said: "Father, I commit a fault, I called a man."
    Father said: "ah, you call him what?"
    Teresa said: "I call him," You had a P! M "."
    The priest said: "Oh, why did you call him? Say, God forgive you of your"
    Teresa said: "Because he reached into my chest."
    Father right hands in a nun's chest, said: "Is that true?"
    Teresa said: "Yes."
    The priest said: "Even so you should not curse him!"
    Teresa said: "He can hand down to touch later."
    The priest touched the handle down, said: "Is that true?"
    Teresa said: "Yes."
    The priest said: "Even so you should not curse him!"
    Teresa said: "But he was pressed to the ground again I QJ me."
    Press the nuns priests QJ her to the ground, said: "Is that true?"
    Teresa said: "Yes."
    The priest said: "Even so you should not curse him!"
    Teresa said: "But he later told me he had AIDS."
    Father said: "You M had a P!"
    


    IP属地:贵州2楼2011-11-26 15:16
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