因为要分班，一定会和很多同学分开，也可能会和很多同学分开。那份分离的不舍我不想多说。现在要说的是，分班把我和一些我讨厌的人也分了开来，这也算

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有人说公司坏话
　　供职在一个外企的中国代表处，一直没有批下执照来，就这么黑着。因此同事们都没有五险一金。大家都挺着急这事，老板多次保证：“马上就批下来了！再等等！”
　　一天，一同事对老板说：“今天我听到好几个人说咱们公司坏话！”
　　“你怎么应对的？”
　　“我当时就想跟他们拼命。但是我仔细想了想还是算了，我没有医保！”
开心 @%B5%CD%B5%F7%B5%C4%B9%FD%C4%EA @wkzjjvn @%D6%EE%B8%F0%D8%BC%CE%E4%CF%E7%BA%EE @%CE%D2%C3%C7%B0%AE%CD%C5%B6%D3 @%84H%B7q @%BA%AE%B7%E7%CC%EC%D0%AB%D7%F9 @%D7%CA%C9%EE%B3%C7%B9%DC%B4%F3%D2%AF @%D0%C7%B3%BD__%B9%E2%C3%F7 come on
抽血挨了三针
早上体检，需要抽血。
扎第一针的护士说我太胖，找不到血管。
扎第二针的护士说我皮太厚，扎不透。
扎第三针的护士说，前两个护士是新来的。

吧里现在太乱，有骗Q币的，也有骗回复的，希望大家注意不要再被骗了。发个一万个笑话给你们看看，请大家踊跃回复，以免重复召唤，还有你别在别人帖子里发广告了行吗？烦死了@小媚儿接待 @%CA%B5%D4%DA%B2%BB%D0%D0%BE%CD%CE%DE%C3%FB @%D7%F3%C3%F7%D3%D2%D2%F5 @%CE%D2%D2%B2%C4%DC%D7%F6%CA%AF%B7%F0 @%D7%EE%B0%AE%B2%E5%BA%DA%CB%BF @%D6%B1%B2%A5%BB%C6%B5%DB @%D4%D9%BB%D8%CA%D7%C8%B4%D2%D1%CA%C5%C8%A5 @%CA%E9e%CD%C1 @%CB%C4%C3%E6%B0%CB%B7%AD 顺便说一句我想吧主
神兽也能做广告
效果真不错！



数学老师放个P
　　上数学课，老师讲几何。
　　画完图后，他在圆里画了一个P点，向我们大声宣布：“看，我在圆里放了个P！”
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