回复:试试这个召唤机器!!! 中国蚊子
一位美籍友人和他的中国妻子琴瑟和谐,并经常调侃为乐。
有一天,丈夫对对客人抱怨说,家中的蚊子只咬他一个人,可见中国连蚊子也欺负“老外”。
他的妻子在一旁接腔道:“因为中国的蚊子喜欢吃西餐。”
欢迎加入《爱护不护》吧,大量右键黑丝图。
@%C9%E0%BC%E2%C9%CF%B5%C4%C3%DB%D3%EF8 @zhsjml @_%CF%E3%D1%CC%B6%AC%B9%CF @longfia @%C4%C7%B5%B0%CC%DB%B5%C4%C8%CB%C6%81 @%C7%EB%BD%D0%CE%D2%D2%F8%B8%E7%B8%E7o @wk7843825 @%D8%BC%D0%F5%D3%EF%BB%C6%BB%E8%BA%F3 欢迎加入《爱护不护》吧
去图书馆离婚
某日,我去图书馆借书,书名《离婚》, 老舍先生的作品。
先是一阵苦等,然后一个声音问:“谁要《离婚》?”
我忙说:“我要《离婚》!”
刚说完,旁边一个同学纳闷地说:“这儿还办离婚手续?怎么我连个女朋友都没有,人家这都要离婚了!”
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爱护不护作者:
dodo奶茶掌柜 2012-07-16 18:51 回复:教你们打出蓝色字体(申精) onclick="Stats.sendRequest('fr=tb0_forum&st_mod=pb&st_value=atlink');" onmouseover="showattip(this)" onmouseout="hideattip(this)" 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