陪小侄儿写做业,他一边做作业,一边问我:“叔叔,你有作业吗?”
我坏笑着说:“叔叔也有作业,都是你那未来的婶婶布置的! ”
他激动的说:“那让婶婶多给你留作业,最好让你也尝尝作业做不完的滋味! ”
我。。。
刚拿到驾照,我对女儿说:“你敢坐妈妈的车吗?”
女儿一脸惊恐的说:“妈,我还想给你养老呢! ”
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我坏笑着说:“叔叔也有作业,都是你那未来的婶婶布置的! ”
他激动的说:“那让婶婶多给你留作业,最好让你也尝尝作业做不完的滋味! ”
我。。。
刚拿到驾照,我对女儿说:“你敢坐妈妈的车吗?”
女儿一脸惊恐的说:“妈,我还想给你养老呢! ”
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_157da706b0102xg9u.html
http://blog.tianya.cn/post-7707459-130155201-1.shtml
http://blog.dqccc.com/s/article_10687382.html
https://club.1688.com/threadview/50740121.htm
https://tieba.baidu.com/p/5654841237
http://bj.lieju.com/liuxue_yimin/12313401.htm
https://www.jianshu.com/p/726e23e502a9
http://www.yiwenbaida.com/beijing/chuguo/43971768.html
http://www.yiwenbaida.com/beijing/chuguo/43976965.html
http://bj.lieju.com/liuxue_yimin/12324591.htm
https://www.jianshu.com/p/8883e8490a6a
http://bbs.yingjiesheng.com/thread-2148599-1-1.html
http://blog.dqccc.com/s/article_10693832.html
http://blog.tianya.cn/post-7707459-130156563-1.shtml
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http://blog.dqccc.com/s/article_10708124.html
https://tieba.baidu.com/p/5658049143